You can go home from work now IF... πŸ’¨

You start silently farting constantly between now and close of business on Friday. And I mean constantly - an incessant guff stream with no interruption.

  • This is a sacrifice that I’m willing for everyone around me to make
  • No. No thank you.

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pretty much what happens anyway


Free day off! Use it wisely.

I’d be at home alone for most of that time anyway and I like my own farts, obviously.

You ever been in bed with someone and you need to guff so you splay your cheeks with your hands to cut out the rasp but then it is just the sound of gas being released and the person says to you what’s that noise?

No? Me neither.