You can only pick one

  • Keanu Reeves
  • Shrek
  • Garlic bread

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thought that was Thom Yorke for a sec

Regretting not making this a shag, marry, kill thread

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Shag: Garlic Bread, Marry: Shrek, Kill: Keanu

Kill Shrek, then marry Keanu, then me and him can double team Shrek. Garlic bread after

Shag garlic bread, feed it to Shrek, kill Shrek, marry Keanu for the money

Sad to see how many of you value garlic bread over human / ogre life

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Nah, it’s garlic bread

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KILL SHREK
MARRY GARLIC BREAD
SHAG KEANU

IN THAT ORDER

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Real generational divide in these results imo

Marry garlic bread
Shag Keanu
Kill Shrek

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