You can only pick one

[HotBeefTrauma]

• Keanu Reeves
• Shrek
• Garlic bread

[drspaceman]

thought that was Thom Yorke for a sec

[HotBeefTrauma]

Regretting not making this a shag, marry, kill thread

[BodyInTheThames]

Shag: Garlic Bread, Marry: Shrek, Kill: Keanu

[Aggpass]

Kill Shrek, then marry Keanu, then me and him can double team Shrek. Garlic bread after

[3FtTallRabbityThing]

Shag garlic bread, feed it to Shrek, kill Shrek, marry Keanu for the money

[shrewbie]

Sad to see how many of you value garlic bread over human / ogre life

[Funkhouser]

[ma0sm]

Nah, it’s garlic bread

[Mert_Aksac]

KILL SHREK
MARRY GARLIC BREAD
SHAG KEANU

IN THAT ORDER

[shrewbie]

Real generational divide in these results imo

[Gnometorious]

Marry garlic bread
Shag Keanu
Kill Shrek