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#1

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  • Can communicate with oysters
  • Free gravel for life
  • Can teleport up to 6 inches
  • Grow a second nose
  • Can control any toaster with your mind
  • Look 10 hours younger
  • Can instantly see inside any empty container
  • Speak the extinct language Khitan
  • Can run as fast as Albert Einstein

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#2

Take the free gravel and sell it on

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#3

Is it teleport 6 or 7 inches m9?!

#4

Gravel is for personal use only (max 6 tons a year)

#5

Oh no

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#6

I’ll be burying anyone that crosses me in free gravel cheers

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#7

Fucked it

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#8

Shambles

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#9

Can’t see either of those stipilations
Free gravel please

#10

The toaster one, given whatever you set the dial as it never comes out quite right.

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#12

Depends how you’re measuring :rofl:

#13

What kind of gravel we talking? Or do we get a choice?

#14

Why You Should Learn a Second Language - Middlebury Language Schools.

#15

Being able to teleport 7 inches would get you through some walls, fences, etc. Could be very handy.

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#16

10mm pea gravel. Nothing fancy.

Edit: from Wanlip Sand and Gravel just off the A46. The best choice for all your aggregate needs.

#17

I bet oysters have stories and dead languages are interesting.

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#18

We’re the same

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#19

Pretty easy choice for me ngl

#20

I’d rather know an extinct language than an extant one

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