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  • Can communicate with oysters
  • Free gravel for life
  • Can teleport up to 6 inches
  • Grow a second nose
  • Can control any toaster with your mind
  • Look 10 hours younger
  • Can instantly see inside any empty container
  • Speak the extinct language Khitan
  • Can run as fast as Albert Einstein

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Take the free gravel and sell it on

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Is it teleport 6 or 7 inches m9?!

Gravel is for personal use only (max 6 tons a year)

Oh no

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I’ll be burying anyone that crosses me in free gravel cheers

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Fucked it

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Shambles

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Can’t see either of those stipilations
Free gravel please

The toaster one, given whatever you set the dial as it never comes out quite right.

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Depends how you’re measuring :rofl:

What kind of gravel we talking? Or do we get a choice?

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Being able to teleport 7 inches would get you through some walls, fences, etc. Could be very handy.

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10mm pea gravel. Nothing fancy.

Edit: from Wanlip Sand and Gravel just off the A46. The best choice for all your aggregate needs.

I bet oysters have stories and dead languages are interesting.

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We’re the same

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Pretty easy choice for me ngl

I’d rather know an extinct language than an extant one

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