one of the less popular sherlock holmes stories

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Ahead of its time

‘So near, so quick’

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didn’t think i’d be spending my morning seeing what lembit opik has been up to recently but here we are

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didnt he try wrestling

You’re thinking of Hulk Hogan

Used to live near the below corner shop and always wondered why the hell they would call themselves this, inviting obvious legal issues with little or no upside from choosing it.

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So near-k, so Spar-k

there’s millions of geoffreys all under one roof

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A penis is a cigar called Hamlet

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Remember when Caprice dropped a “c bomb” on live telly?

I have a calendar signed by her. Tried to eBay it when that happened. Didn’t sell.