You couldn't pay me to get in a helicopter


#1

What things would you not do even if they paid you?

Ever been in a helicopter?


#2

Same actually!

(well, you’d have to pay me a lot)


#3

Watch the emoji movie.


#4

I’d really love to go on a helicopter.


#5

Go in a submarine or an underwater observation tank or something


#6

I have been in a helicopter, a few times.

Over New York, the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls and Barcelona.

I would not go cave diving, even if you paid me:


#7

Potholing
#fuckthat


#8

Big fan of this potholing creepypasta which has been doing the rounds forever:

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page2.html


#9

This.

Also getting in one of those shark cages or swimming with whales etc


#10

I went in a helicopter for the first time in September.

Didn’t realise it was my first ever time in one until it was happening, just felt like something I must have done at some point in my life because it’s in so many films.

Had an open door next to me, and was actually more nervous than expected once we got off the ground. Gripped onto the bar in front of me very tightly.

Was over the Bungle Bungle Range in 42 degrees Celcius heat, would do again.


#11

You couldn’t pay me to go to a U2 gig. Fuck that shit.


#12

well, obviously. Everyone knows that as soon as you get in a helicopter you are as good as dead


#13

That looks pretty fucking cool I must say.


#14

watch a marvel film
go to a stadium show
camp at a festival


#15

Bath full of spiders.


#16

how about a shower?


#17

I had a helicopter flying lesson a couple of years back. Fun, but bloody difficult…

Been snorkeling with a whale shark if that ticks both boxes :+1:


#18

Or that. Basically anything involving spiders.


#19

Actually ultimate worst thing -

On a cliff edge covered in spiders. If the only way to survive was to walk/crawl/climb over a very steep dangerous cliff edge AND it had an array of spiders scuttling all over it (big ones, small ones… not poisonous though, I’ll give myself a break there) I wonder what I’d do.


#20

Fucking hell