You got a wood burning stove, you dick?


#1

I’ve read nearly half that article and I hereby condemn zxcvbnm.


#2

No I haven’t but last year both my sister and my parents moved to new houses both of which have wood burning stoves so I had wood burning stove experiences over Christmas, one of which involved my idiot brother shovelling a load of glossy wrapping paper in there and filling the room with a horrible (and probably toxic) black smoke.


#3

No, I use central heating.


#4

Yeah I have one. Use it every night. Fucking love those particulates.


#5

Chill out Rae or Christian. AHAHAHAHAHA


#6

I’m going to go for the most boring post in the thread before marckee gets here:

Comparing small particulate emissions to those from diesel trucks is a fucking stupid comparison, because diesel trucks don’t make many small particulates (they make bigger ones), and they’ve been fitted with soot filters for years now.

There. How did I do?


#7

I’d like to fit you with a soot filter.

(make love to you)


#8

No, it’s for making me warm


#9

I have been looking into boilers today. I have just emailed my plumber telling him that I don’t want the make he has offered and I also don’t think he’s going for the right size. He’s going to be so mad!


#10

The smallest ones are about a foot across, so it would be a bit of a stretch.


#11

Choosing a different make is fine, but questioning your plumbers measuring ability won’t end well. Plumbers hate that and are naturally vengeful beings.


#12

Fucking hell, last time I engage you in boiler chat.


#13

Don’t say I didn’t warn you


#14

How much you looking at boiler wise? Think we’ll need a new one soon as the one in the house has some stuff in the manual about them being ok for millennium bug in a few years


#15

I would like a woodburning stove, but when looking at how much it costs to replace the flue and ruin all my decorating there’s no way Jose!


#16

of course i have one

i live in a stone cottage FFS!!!


#17

No but I’m trying to convince my bf to get one installed in the flat because we have an external wall and I saw a well cool one on instagram which would make our flat look amazing.

But I read it’s even bad to burn a couple of candles indoors. You’ve got to air that shit out man.


#18

I would love one but I’d have to move to be able have one I think and fuck that for a game of soldiers!


#19

currently have an empty fireplace where an old gas fire used to be. Considering a wood burner. That’s all I’ve got.


#20

Need a 1000 year ban on them.