#22

Can’t believe @plasticniki only banned you for 1000 years TBH

#23

I’m having my boiler looked at today its a Worchester (don’t get jealous) the plumber has pissed me about something rotten though but he is high demand as he trustworthy

#24

:frowning:

This is why I am now not a mod.

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#25

We saying ban guy fawkes night?

#26

Yeah, fireworks are dicks anyway.

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#27

thought a stove was the top part
my oven is a microwave

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#28

who do I get to ban me next time I’m stressed out?!

#29

I believe a stove is a complete unit that would have space to cook on the top and possibly an oven space inside.

The top part is the ‘hob’?

Wood burning stove is sort of an old use of the term anyway I think, like a pre 20th Century one.

#30

Guys. I think my stove is probably fine and I’m doing nothing wrong.

#31

Why do you hate the planet ffs?

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#32

I dunno. Just think it’s stupid I guess.

#33

My parents have one in their (very old) house. A few years ago they were walking home and saw quite dramatic sparks flying out the chimney. Turned out a bird had been nesting in the chimney pot, and twigs and feathers had been falling down the chimney for a while. The accumulated on top of the board that surround the flue above the stove in the chimney breast, and eventually, when the stove was hot, caught light. Fire brigade reckoned they were about 10 minutes away from the board collapsing, the fire spreading out onto the carpet, and the whole house going up.

#34

Considering stopping using our central heating due to how bad it is for the environment.

Just put some more clothes on ffs.

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#37

I’ve got a wood burning stove, well I use peat. And yeah it chokes me, but it’s sexy choke so it’s cool

#38

Did you know that a bowl of shredded wheat has more fibre than a sack of potatoes?

#39

I’m sure that peat could be put to better use :tumbler_glass: :tumbler_glass: :tumbler_glass:

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#40

It’s not a trick, is it, knowledge, education?

#41

Yeah you probably shouldn’t light a fire before heading out for the evening

#42

Struggling to read this. Do you think my name is education?

#43

Sorry it was a quote from the Office.

I can talk about anything. That’s what I’m famous for, I can talk about anything. You name a subject. Name something and I’ll tell you an interesting fact about it.

What sort of thing?

Anything!

Uh? Cows?

Cows. Cows have got four stomachs. Right? Don’t look at me like that! You said cows. Choose anything.

Lemons.

Lemons?

I can choose something else.

No, you said lemons. Uh Pound for pound, there’s more sugar in a lemon than a strawberry.

I wouldn’t know if that was true or not.

I just told you it and I’m not a liar. Look it up when you get home.

Is that your party trick?

It’s not a trick, is it, knowledge, education?

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