Fuck you, Steve Trumpeter.
This the Thursday filth thread?
I’d like to live a quiet life with minimum hassle.
Should probably change it to something more realistic tbh.
I want everyone who’s ever wronged me to get a violent comeuppance. Other than that, just huge wealth.
Ive got nothing then
Go on Big Brother
Still wanna be an extra in a martial arts film
I want to join a cult.
This is gonna sound right morbid but I want to be burnt (after all my useful organs are removed) and dusted out at sea. Through a cannon.
Also obviously would love to [redacted] in a room filled with [redacted]
I’d look into a career in MI5 admin then
By comparison fuzzy is a saint
Bartender - Jane Doe
Dojo Manager - John Smith
Man who has their head kicked off - Terry Xylopwn
Would quite like to runaway to a remote Scottish island and run a bnb / bake cakes for a living. Maybe not that remote then.
Literally that’s the dream. No lines just getting decked by Wesley Snipes’ spin kick
And I thought that I was the only one who wanted to eat ice cream in room filled with bumblebees!
I’d like to design my own house.
EDIT: that’s not really a hidden dream or a wild secret, so I’ve ballsed this up, haven’t I?