You got much poise, mate?


#1

Oy, pal! Are you graceful?


#2

No I do devil sticks, mate.


#3

What’s that?


#4

It was some attempted humour on the hippy traveller activity of poi twirling. Devil sticks are a companion piece. Please now laugh.


#5

Hahahaha!

(What is it, like Diablo or something?)


#6

Weirdly when just the right of hungover I’m a witty gazelle

At all other times I am a braying heffalump


#7

I’m insanely clumpy at all times


#8

Nope. I’m trying to improve it though, by strengthening my core and by consciously trying to hold good posture.


#9

Like two sticks that control another stick. I did used to do it and was pretty fucking good but please don’t tell anyone.


#10

Did it bring you pleasure?


#11

How do you do your posture mate?


#12

Yeah it was good. I would be fukcing amazing now had I continued. Like I could do all the stuff this geezer does (well maybe not the later stuff) but not as slick.


#13

I’ve revealed too much!


#14

Due to my badminton ( and SAS training, but I don’t want to go on about that) my reaction and poise are quite good when it comes to sport but when it comes to doing things neatly in everyday life I am terrible. I’m not sure I know what poise means? I am sure as hell not going to look it up and check.


#15

Did you have dreadlocks and a shell necklace as well?


#16

This is an astonishing development


#17

No I had a shaved head and was stoned most of the time but I did hook up with a white girl with dreadlocks (half Norwegian/half French) while discovering the beauty of my soul in SE Asia.


#18

But you did have a shell necklace?


#19

I did as a kid but I have not worn any jewellery (other than wedding ring) since hitting double figures.


#20

If anyone would like ballet lessons I can offer reasonable rates btw