You guys ever leave false Trip Advisor reviews?


It’s becoming a bit of a habit for me

I took some of the stuff Theo was saying about the new Star Trek series and turned it into a review for the Cat and Mutton pub:

I’d recommend you all begin doing similar


I do not.




This is some dark shit ruffers.


I give top marks, obviously. A victimless crime?


Given the area, that’s probably not that outlandish a review.


What’s a good up-itself london establishment I can confuse with my ramblings


drowned in sound dot com


M&M world?


I’m adapting all the lyrics of american pie for a review of percy ingles now, this might take a while


oh god my pal’s is amazing

and harrowing