You Had One Job

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— me, after reading the Bible

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Me, to Steve McLaren, discussing his 2004 league cup winning Middlesbrough squad

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– Me, after watching Arrested Development without seeing the character names written down

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:notes:
There’s only one Job on Teesside
One Job on Teesside

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HMRC to me

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  • me, after telling Apple about their previous CEOs
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