You have £1000 to promote a new single, how would you spend it?

This getting some interesting replies on my Twitter so be curious how you would spend it

£1000 of hot chicks

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Sell it for £0.01p and buy 100,000 copies to get it charting.

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Serious answer: probably the most viral video I can possibly make.

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Probably look for a guy who’s good at making videos to shoot a nice tiny desk style live vid of it to plonk on the youtubes, and spend the rest on putting on a show and getting a (slightly) bigger band to play.

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If I had £1000 for every time I’d been asked how I’d promote a new single with £1000, I’d have £2000

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I’d text all my mates and form a superband

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Made a little thread of my thoughts https://twitter.com/seaninsound/status/1537140238870519809?s=21&t=Q-0DiAOmUBdAVehzVl6W5g

I’d convert it all to 1p pieces and then write the name of the single, release date, artist etc on each of the 1p pieces and then I’d go the the roof of a really tall building in Chicago and hurl them all off in one go.

This would inevitably cause multiple deaths at street level and the single would become notorious and infamous and live forever.

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Might not work so well if it’s a cover

That’s what they’ll be saying at street level mate! :wink:

I would simply have my closest chart rival killed.

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Pay Binley Mega Chippy £1000 to name a kebab after it

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Is coke and hookers a frowned upon option?

Not gonna get both for a grand in this economy

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Is there nothing the Tories can’t ruin? :frowning:

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Would a grand get it onto Stanger Things? Or at least Dr Who?

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I’d pay someone to stream it till it makes £1000

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Bung it all in crypto

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