You have 24 hours

I’ve never heard anything more wrong

Definitely Netrunner

think driving a car is a good example.
most people could do a crash course and pass their test in 24 hours. wouldn’t be winning formula one though would they. (unless they drove for Ferrari or whoever has the best car right now)

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They would probably be really tired and drive into a tree.

I’ve got decent e.g. Hand eye coordination so reckon with enough practice I could become decent enough at most sports. But I have absolutely no natural sense of rhythm or trying to do different things with different parts of my body so doubt I could ever be good at pretty much any instrument

WorstGPEver

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if I had 24 hours and no knowledge of Smashing Pumpkins or Pavement I could…

  • …kick James Iha and D’arcy Wretzky out and decide who is better with only Jimmy’s help
  • …become an embodiment of the '90s “slacker” aesthetic and settle down with my range life
  • Radiohead

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Airline Pilot

  • Correct, they fly themselves these days
  • Idiot

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Would back myself with a train or tube I reckon

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architect

  • yeah easy, a two year old can draw a building, the structural engineers or someone will take care of the rest
  • no way m8

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Fishing

  • Where shit clothes, put a worm on a hook tied to a pole and throw it in the water. Simple
  • Idiot

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WHERE

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leader of the Conservative government

  • Just open the provided software File > Deregulate
  • Expanding horizons means deft imagination is required to think of new ways to be evil
  • My leadweight satirical hands cannot click / tap down on either option without crushing the mouse / trackpad / my phone screen into purest decimated non-commodities

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DJ

  • Correct
  • Also correct

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Stand up comedian

  • Get on stage, tell a joke. Piece of piss
  • it’s actually a craft that takes years to hone

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video game streamer

  • Playing video games for an online audience is a piece of piss
  • Restraining the natural urge to yell racial slurs every ten minutes takes great mental acuity and dedication

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I dunno how long it takes to learn That Voice though. You know the one. The voice all of them have. The git voice.

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Juggling

  • Er yeah I think I can figure out how to throw and catch balls in 24 hours thanks.
  • Tedious nonsense. I wouldn’t last 24 seconds

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Writing Roscoe & Marlon

  • In terms of the strength and bravery required, probably on a par with fighting in a war
  • In terms of the strength and bravery required, definitely on a par with fighting in a war

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oh wait everyone is going to choose the first one to troll marckee right?