I’ve never heard anything more wrong
Definitely Netrunner
think driving a car is a good example.
most people could do a crash course and pass their test in 24 hours. wouldn’t be winning formula one though would they. (unless they drove for Ferrari or whoever has the best car right now)
They would probably be really tired and drive into a tree.
I’ve got decent e.g. Hand eye coordination so reckon with enough practice I could become decent enough at most sports. But I have absolutely no natural sense of rhythm or trying to do different things with different parts of my body so doubt I could ever be good at pretty much any instrument
if I had 24 hours and no knowledge of Smashing Pumpkins or Pavement I could…
- …kick James Iha and D’arcy Wretzky out and decide who is better with only Jimmy’s help
- …become an embodiment of the '90s “slacker” aesthetic and settle down with my range life
- Radiohead
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Airline Pilot
- Correct, they fly themselves these days
- Idiot
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Would back myself with a train or tube I reckon
architect
- yeah easy, a two year old can draw a building, the structural engineers or someone will take care of the rest
- no way m8
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Fishing
- Where shit clothes, put a worm on a hook tied to a pole and throw it in the water. Simple
- Idiot
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WHERE
leader of the Conservative government
- Just open the provided software File > Deregulate
- Expanding horizons means deft imagination is required to think of new ways to be evil
- My leadweight satirical hands cannot click / tap down on either option without crushing the mouse / trackpad / my phone screen into purest decimated non-commodities
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DJ
- Correct
- Also correct
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Stand up comedian
- Get on stage, tell a joke. Piece of piss
- it’s actually a craft that takes years to hone
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video game streamer
- Playing video games for an online audience is a piece of piss
- Restraining the natural urge to yell racial slurs every ten minutes takes great mental acuity and dedication
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I dunno how long it takes to learn That Voice though. You know the one. The voice all of them have. The git voice.
Juggling
- Er yeah I think I can figure out how to throw and catch balls in 24 hours thanks.
- Tedious nonsense. I wouldn’t last 24 seconds
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Writing Roscoe & Marlon
- In terms of the strength and bravery required, probably on a par with fighting in a war
- In terms of the strength and bravery required, definitely on a par with fighting in a war
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oh wait everyone is going to choose the first one to troll marckee right?