#126

fapping is such a rank word :nauseated_face:

#127

bit harsh on @fappable

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#128

sorry fapps.

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#129

leave work early! come on mannnn

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#130
  • two toes
  • your debt

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#gettingdark

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#132

Hang on…

I can give up 2 toes OR give up my debt?

So thats a choice between 8 toes plus debt OR 10 toes and no debt, yes?

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#134

uh… yeah I guess so

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#136

Or is this ‘A Thing’ that I’ve missed?

#137

I’ve already picked one :crying_cat_face:

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#138

no, I just wouldn’t make a very good loan shark

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#139

wait, so I’ve just sacrificed 2 toes and gained fuck all?

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#141

no takesie backsies

#143

Impossible to choose

#144

@bird!

#145

Assuming you’ve fucked this poll up really badly: I’ve got a plan for repaying my debt. I have no plan for growing new toes.

#146

yeah but what do you use your toes for. If he’d worded this how he had presumably intended, I’d still give up 2 toes to be all square.

(Would probably just like - buy a house I can’t really afford first and count the mortgage as debt. two toes is nowt for all that)

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#148

I’m presuming that they help me walk.

#149

I’d struggle with it if it was my two big toes maybe.

any other toes I reckon it’d be no problem.

That said I knew a guy who lost his thumb when he was small, and they removed his big toe and put it on his thumb. Seemed to work ok as a thumb (especially as he was very young at the time so it grew with him) despite looking a little odd and he didn’t seem to struggle without his big toe.

#150

I use mine for picking up garments I’ve left on the floor. I’ve got a very dextrous set of toes.

#151

big toes maybe. The rest can get tae fuck I reckon. Evolutionary extra innit, like an appendix

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