#136

Or is this ‘A Thing’ that I’ve missed?

#137

I’ve already picked one :crying_cat_face:

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#138

no, I just wouldn’t make a very good loan shark

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#139

wait, so I’ve just sacrificed 2 toes and gained fuck all?

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#141

no takesie backsies

#143

Impossible to choose

#144

@bird!

#145

Assuming you’ve fucked this poll up really badly: I’ve got a plan for repaying my debt. I have no plan for growing new toes.

#146

yeah but what do you use your toes for. If he’d worded this how he had presumably intended, I’d still give up 2 toes to be all square.

(Would probably just like - buy a house I can’t really afford first and count the mortgage as debt. two toes is nowt for all that)

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#148

I’m presuming that they help me walk.

#149

I’d struggle with it if it was my two big toes maybe.

any other toes I reckon it’d be no problem.

That said I knew a guy who lost his thumb when he was small, and they removed his big toe and put it on his thumb. Seemed to work ok as a thumb (especially as he was very young at the time so it grew with him) despite looking a little odd and he didn’t seem to struggle without his big toe.

#150

I use mine for picking up garments I’ve left on the floor. I’ve got a very dextrous set of toes.

#151

big toes maybe. The rest can get tae fuck I reckon. Evolutionary extra innit, like an appendix

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#152

could quite happily replace individual toes with one big flap

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#153

Ah, me too!

@elthamsmateowen I’d still prefer to keep my toes and my debt. I’ve got enough hang-ups about my body without hacking bits off for money.

#154
  • Being in debt
  • Your toes (but they will be turned in to thumbs for children who don’t have thumbs)

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#155
  • losing two of your toes to a debt collector
  • the music of kate bush

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#156

as much as kate bush is a massive tory, i definitely need to give up losing toes to debt collectors before i run out of toes and they start taking money instead

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#158

Chocolate flavoured things just means like milkshakes right? You can still eat chocolate? If so I’m changing my vote

#159

I had to Google ‘Rooves’ to understand you meant roofs.