You have to spend your Christmas with one TV chef

Who are you choosing and why?

After much thought, I think I’ve chosen chef Ramsay.
His food looked good on an Xmas special yesterday, he’s probably quite likely to get tanked up, maybe a bit sweary, could be a row, and ou may get to meet the beckhams?

Ruled out Stein cause I don’t wanna see him dribble food down himself all day.

Who you having

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Nigella

Would be a good laugh I reckon , plus good at cooking

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I think she’s gone healthy now though and there’s won’t be any booger sugar

Oh fuck

Nigella 2 years ago then

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Reckon Big Delia would get absolutely steaming as soon as the (perfect) dinner was finished.

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Also Ramsey because I’d really like to have sex with him

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Heston. Reckon you could distract him with a puzzle after dinner and he’d be out of the way for the rest of the night

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Michel Roux Jr because he seems so lovely.

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Keith floyd.
To theybhavr to be alive?

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Can I have a Roux Jr and Galetti combo?

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I sat next to him once in El Rincon. He had about 5 girls with him and was steaming drunk, ofc.

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Reckon you should have asked that before committing tbh…

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That guy Gary from Glasgow that won MasterChef a few years ago. Or maybe a less Tory Nigella type, any suggestions?

I have literally never thought of him in a sexual way…until right now.

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It’s the only way I ever think of him.

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Find them both annoying and smug so no thank you

I’ll count Sophie Dahl if anyone wants that.

But then you’d have to suffer Jamie Cullum on the piano

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Better than bonking Ramsay imo

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Rick Stein, as I was banging his grandson for a few months :joy:

Is he old enough for that?!