You know how Marckee always thinks obscure things are really common and well-known


#1

I had that earlier: none of my colleagues knew what focaccia was* and I was really surprised. (*apart from one who said they had seen it on GBBO)

@marckee: how would you have reacted in this situation?


#2

Get some chips between that focaccia pervo, really blow their foodie minds.


#3

marckee’s account is locked. you can’t just @ him like that.


#4

You could wedge the chips in the little holes in the bread, like a focaccia hedgehog


#5

Foccacia? I barely knew 'er

This is now the thursday filth thread


#6

Sounds like the most adorable chip butty I’ve ever heard.


#7

What’s focaccia?


#8

Fucking hell, I’m not an animal Jizzy Iron.

Tangent: the only chip shop whose chips I like (which did not sell chip butties) has been taken over by the seriously shit other chippy in town (also doesn’t sell chip butties) which has an awful hygiene rating. People are proper kicking off about it on Facebook.


#9

Ooft! Has the hygiene rating suffered as a result of the takeover?


#10

This is now a banned act.


#11

Obscure things like … Stacey Solomon?


#12

Who?


#13

Yeah, she’s D list at best. Also backpacker hip hop.


#14

I haven’t heard Stacey Solomon’s backpacker hip-hop album, sorry


#15

It’s already closed a week after the takeover due to an “electrical fault”.


#16

carfeul, he’s about to nail you with the news that focaccia is actually just an urban myth. everyone’s been talking about it on twitter for hours.


#17

^this


#18

I always sing focaccia to the bit in Kanye’s runaway, btw guys


#19

To be fair, you don’t see focaccia as much as you did 10 years ago. Perhaps imaperv’s colleagues missed it when it was popular.


#20

Hey
Oh-oo-whoaa
Let me Hear why say It
(Focaccia)
Come On

(Focaccia, Comin’ Atcah!)
(Focaccia, Comin’ Atcha!)
(Focaccia, Comin’ Atcha!)
(Focaccia, Comin’ Atcha!)

Get a pen and paper write down our name
You will realize our aim is the same
(As The Others)
We all have that dream to make it to the top
And when we do were never gonna stop

(Be together) Ooh
(Last Forever) hey
Our minds will stay the same
We won’t be beaten down by fame

(Lovein’ each other)
(One another)
We all want the same success
So we’re wishing for the best

(Hey we’re here)
Ooh
(Fresh new talents here and we know)
Know
(We’re never gonna go, Focaccia)
Ooh
(We know the way to move so we’re gonna)
Gonna
(We’re gonna blow the roof gonna blow it)

Hey
Oh-oo-whoaa
Let me hear ya say it
(Focaccia)
Come On

We need education to get us through the ranks
With no tme to play those silly little pranks
(So we’re singing)
Please don’t try to change the person you are
Keep on dreaming that you’ll be a superstar

(Be Together) ooo
(Last Forever) Hey
Our minds will stay the same
We won’t be beaten down by fame

(Lovin’ Each other)
(On another)
We all want the same success
So we’re wishing for the best

(Hey we’re hear)
Ooh
(Fresh new talents here and we know)
Know
(We’re never gonna go, Focaccia)
Hey
(We know the way to move so we’re gonna)
Gonna
(We’re gonna blow the roof, gonna blow it)

Hey
Oh-oo-whoaa
Let me hear ya say it
(Focaccia)
Come on

(F.O.C.A.C.C.) IA
(Hey we’re here)
Ooh
(Fresh new talents here and we know)
Know
(We’re never gonna go, Focaccia)
Hey
(We know the way to move so we’re gonna)
Gonna
(We’re gonna blow the roof)
(Hey we’re here)
Oh
(Fresh New talents here and we know)
Come on girl we’are never gonna go
(We’re never gonna go, Focaccia)
Hey
(We know the way to move so we’re gonna)
Gonna
(We’re gonna blow the roof, Gonna blow it)

Heyy
(Focaccia)
Come on

(F.O.C.A.C.C.) IA
(Chorus twice…fading)