A nice sit down in front of the fire.
Bourbon and pornography.
I can’t find it but I had a thread on the old boards about the world would be a better place if people just casually wanked each other off ‘fancy a quick wank, mate’.
That is the solution.
(body is too similar to what you’ve already posted)
wish i had a fire
Listening to this absolute banger:
“He states again that he has never knocked on wood and that he’s glad he hasn’t had to. He knows that knocking on wood isn’t good, or at least that’s the impression he gets from his friends who have had to.”