You MUST have a third hand on your body

WHERE are you going to put it?

Hailing taxi cab

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Probably just next to one of my existing hands tbh.

Above my genitals

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Face palm.

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On brand :wink:

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Pros: Can hail a taxi cab
Cons: Cab companies are moving to digital solutions more and more

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Pros: Clapping with minimal movement
Cons: Gets in the way of existing hands a bit

Pros: Discrete masturbation
Cons: Constantly being accused of discrete masturbation

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Multiple uses. Can do some extra work during intimate moments, both alone and with others. Also make peeing an easy job while keeping existing hands free

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Pros: Heavy Handed Satire
Cons: Makes it harder to see

Gently cupping my balls, thumb in the arse

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On my hip

  • Good for carrying an extra shopping bag from the car
  • Could have a sly wank during boring meetings/whilst driving without anyone knowing

Resting on my shoulder always ready to give me a little neck/shoulder massage whenever I’d like

Thank you ma0sm

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Underneath my mouth to catch any food I spill

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Other one could be on my back I guess to increase back washing/scratching ability?

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Also good for those hard-to-reach penis selfies

Could also go under your chin and make you seem like you’re deep in thought while your other hands are free to do other things

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Sounds like you’re talking about an ARM PLUS A HAND.

This thread is for HAND ONLY.

:thinking:
:open_hands:
:leg::leg:

This probably won’t work

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