WHERE are you going to put it?
Hailing taxi cab
Probably just next to one of my existing hands tbh.
Above my genitals
Pros: Can hail a taxi cab
Cons: Cab companies are moving to digital solutions more and more
Pros: Clapping with minimal movement
Cons: Gets in the way of existing hands a bit
Pros: Discrete masturbation
Cons: Constantly being accused of discrete masturbation
Multiple uses. Can do some extra work during intimate moments, both alone and with others. Also make peeing an easy job while keeping existing hands free
Pros: Heavy Handed Satire
Cons: Makes it harder to see
Gently cupping my balls, thumb in the arse
On my hip
- Good for carrying an extra shopping bag from the car
- Could have a sly wank during boring meetings/whilst driving without anyone knowing
Resting on my shoulder always ready to give me a little neck/shoulder massage whenever I’d like
Thank you ma0sm
Underneath my mouth to catch any food I spill
Other one could be on my back I guess to increase back washing/scratching ability?
Also good for those hard-to-reach penis selfies
Could also go under your chin and make you seem like you’re deep in thought while your other hands are free to do other things
Sounds like you’re talking about an ARM PLUS A HAND.
This thread is for HAND ONLY.
This probably won’t work