#22

I got dodgy wisdoms so I use an electric. Wouldn’t go back to manual, either.

#23

too noisy i reckon

#24

Electric in the morning, manual at night.

Probably don’t see people in movies with them as you can’t speak when using, bit dull to just watch someone brush innit?

#25

They never get a good froth going either! They’re just spitting air.

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#26

When do you reckon Bob Dylan made the change from manual to electric?

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#27
#28

The word froth has forever been dirtified for me by @pervo :wink:

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#29

was thinking more:

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#30

And how they cover themselves with a sheet when they get out of bed and don’t wander round naked. It’s bullshit.

#31

Someone needs to start a filth thread. It’s Thursday after all

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#32

Never any mess or cleaning up either. Just stick their clothes on and get on with their day, business as normal. No rushing to the bathroom to clean up, not even a cursory wet-wiping - Just stick their undercrackers on and presumably leave their chap marinading in fanny batter and spaff all day.

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#34

:smiley:

Can someone please start a filth thread - maybe entitled “sex things that never happen in films or TV”? I’ve started two threads already today.

#35

Every time I want to set off my BGP in a laughing fit I sing If You Leave Me Now with the following lyrics:

If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me
MYYY YYY YYY WIDE ON, MYY LAAAA DY FRO OTH

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#36

NSFW

https://youtu.be/3QE0QFKhPSw

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#37

Only one leccy tbrush between two?? How do you have a ‘toothbrush party’ together every night before bed?

#38

ok, I’m going in.

What’s a toothbrush party?

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#39

The TV and I have a toothbrush party every night while we brush our teeth. Depending on our respective moods, we’ll either dance around a bit, have a hug (used to be on the bottom step in our old place, now has to be standing), or stand around disinterestedly checking our phones. But it’s always a toothbrush party, make no mistake.

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#40

I’ve never even seen people use one in an ad for electric toothbrushes

#41

I remember having to do a bit of research on the pooularity of brands of electric toothbrushes at one point and finding that only around 1 in 60 people use one. The way my dentist tries the hard sell i’d have thought it might be much higher than that.

I don’t use one purely because i brush my teeth in the shower, so it wouldn’t be as convenient. Also sounds like you’re bunging a vibrator up your ass. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with doing that.

#42

Groundbreaking.