You rub the lamp and a Genie appears and it grants you three wishes

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#1

What wishes do you wish for?


#2
  1. The genie’s freedom
  2. N/A
  3. N/A

#3

100 wishes


#4

and what do you do with those?


#5

Fritter them away


#6

Someone to start a thread called “You rub the lamp and a Genie appears and it grants you three wishes”


#7

The genie is now free, and its first thing it does with its freedom is to kill you.

You have died.

Press A to start again.


#8

That’s their prerogative


#9

On which board because Drowned In Sound already has that one and it’s this thread.


#10

nice save


#11

Quiet you, you are dead.


#12

An 11 inch pianist


#13

£1bn
A lovely peaceful worldwide socialist utopia but I get to keep my £1bn
United to overtake Liverpool in champions league wins


#14

Remember about how some people got mad about the fact that some of us fancy/fancied Princess Jasmine?


#15
  • £100 every day for the rest of my life
  • For junk food, beer etc to have no effects on my health and physique
  • Meet the love of my life

Standard


#16

I do not.

I wish I did though.


#17

oh no!


#18

It was alright


#19

Fuck, should’ve included something about world peace and stuff shouldn’t i


#20

you meet the love of your life, but the genie kills them

(is that right, @ma0sm ?)