You’re right next to a pub
- Pint
- No pint
You’re right next to a pub
Two pints, two cigarettes, skipping onto bus 3 minutes early.
Or you have 4 pints, miss it, get on the next bus.
Good choice of time. Just on the cusp. Fifteen you’d wait and 30 minutes is obviously a pint.
Depends when the next bus is.
Dunno if they’ve rolled out those signs that tell you how far away specific buses are around here yet (haven’t taken a bus for over a decade) but bus timetables are meaningless, so I would be waiting at the stop in the hopes that the one that was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago is running 11 minutes late
A half
Walk 5 minutes up to the next bus stop, quick pint in the palace
Right on the cusp that. If the weather’s bad, yes, if not probably would just listen to a couple of tunes and ride it out.
Would maybe go a corner shop for a chocolate bar or something, wouldn’t go the pub though
20 mins is too quick, you can’t enjoy it cause you’re constantly looking at the clock. half an hour, absolutely
A bus to where?
driving test
Why isn’t the driving instructor picking me up? What car am I going to do the test in?
Bus, no. What if I need a wee?
Train, yeah I’ve definitely had a train station pint in a 20-minute window
Pint even though I know I’ll fuck up
Pint of Guinness, shot of Jameson, bag of scampi fries.
Very optimistic. Nowhere has scampi fries anymore, gormless fools that they are
Oh I would simply use my emergency packet.