You’ve got 20 minutes til the next bus

You’re right next to a pub

  • Pint
  • No pint
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Two pints, two cigarettes, skipping onto bus 3 minutes early.

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Or you have 4 pints, miss it, get on the next bus.

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Too late!

Good choice of time. Just on the cusp. Fifteen you’d wait and 30 minutes is obviously a pint.

Depends when the next bus is.

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Dunno if they’ve rolled out those signs that tell you how far away specific buses are around here yet (haven’t taken a bus for over a decade) but bus timetables are meaningless, so I would be waiting at the stop in the hopes that the one that was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago is running 11 minutes late

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A half

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Walk 5 minutes up to the next bus stop, quick pint in the palace

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Right on the cusp that. If the weather’s bad, yes, if not probably would just listen to a couple of tunes and ride it out.

Would maybe go a corner shop for a chocolate bar or something, wouldn’t go the pub though

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20 mins is too quick, you can’t enjoy it cause you’re constantly looking at the clock. half an hour, absolutely

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A bus to where?

driving test

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Why isn’t the driving instructor picking me up? What car am I going to do the test in?

Bus, no. What if I need a wee?

Train, yeah I’ve definitely had a train station pint in a 20-minute window

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Pint even though I know I’ll fuck up

Pint of Guinness, shot of Jameson, bag of scampi fries.

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Very optimistic. Nowhere has scampi fries anymore, gormless fools that they are

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Oh I would simply use my emergency packet.

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