You wake up. You feel like there’s a soggy cloth sitting inside your skull where your brain should be. Your Lego Batman alarm clock is emitting its high-pitched beep on your bedside table as you lie there, slowly becoming conscious of the drool flowing from your open mouth to a damp circle on your pillow.
Whack Batman’s head to get 5 more minutes of blissful sleep
Groggily sit up and grab Batman and slide the alarm button on his back to OFF