You won’t get away with this!

— you overhearing me being honest whilst trying to give away a broken bathroom scales

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Are you alright mate

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Yeah

Yourself?

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This is a shame, you’ve been on scintillating form recently.

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Astonishing seeing two contentmen make disparaging remarks about this (imo) quality thread, given their recent form.

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Could tell you about how my gf called the name Mert shite yesterday?

In fact, can we have them removed? Outrageous conduct.

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She did what?

Theres a bloke on Masterchef US called ‘Murt’ so not quite the same but she called the word ‘awful’

Oh right, well Murt is awful so that’s fair enough.

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You wont get a Murt with this

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Murt
Jot
Sat
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I genuinely don’t want this.

You’d have to be really smart to get this

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Maybe just get rid of one of them? Either’s fine.

No mate, don’t worry. Not having this - let them take their shit to fucked and bomb or whatever it’s called.

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they’re flooding the zone, aren’t they

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