"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it"

“Your ass is mast and I’m gonna lower it”
“Your ass is glass and I’m gonna blow it”

Now you do some

(This thread has literally been years in the making)

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“Your ass is class and I’m gonna teach it”

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pcbe

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Your ass is mass and I’m gonna preach it

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your rump is a dump and I’m gonna throw it away

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Your rectum is a plectrum and it’s gonna play a D

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Your bum is my mum and I would like to cuddle it.

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Your ass is a soul and I’m gonna soldier it

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your ass is a back-pass and I’m gonna outlaw it (in 1992)

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your keister just creased her and she’s gonna iron it

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Your ass is brass and I’m gonna polish it, then take it on the Antiques Roadshow, where I’ll be told it’s worth less than I thought.

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Love this

your behind is a rind and I’m gonna zest it

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your rear is a steer and im gonna cowboy it

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Your ass is an avocado hass and I’m going to to guac the fuck out of it.

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oh hang on I see what you did there

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Your derrière is Perrier and I’m gonna unscrew it

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Your butt is cut and I’m gonna dab it with antiseptic.

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your arse is a farce and im gonna humour it

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Your heiney is whiny and I’m gonna tell it to get a grip of itself.

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