"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it"

Your Gluteus Maximus is Albert Camus and it’s gonna receive my nob(le prize in literature)

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your bum is a drum and im gonna paradiddle it

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Your bum and ass is drum and bass (please mispronounce bass or ass - up to you) and I’m going to Grooverider it.

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Your crack is Iraq and I’m gonna illegally go to war with it

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image

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Your tail is a monorail and it’s gonna put this town on the map

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Your rump is a flump and I’m gonna reminisce about when it only cost 10p.

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will this gif be tiny

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Your caboose is Norway Spruce and I’m gonna chop it down, drag it into the house, decorate it in fairy lights and tinsel before inviting Father Christmas to leave presents under it for the whole family.

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Can I change this to groove ride her?

(SHIT)

touch move

your fucking shits

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Yeah… I know.

Your bum is rum and I’m gonna Mount Gay

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Your butt is a nut and I’m going to crack it

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Your ass is a flask and I’m not sure you’ve put the lid on it properly; it appears to be leaking.

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Your rear end is my friend, so I’m going to regrettably but responsibly practice social distancing from it

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Your derriere is Tony Blair and I’m gonna commit war crimes with it

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your ass is breakfast and i’m going to eat it tomorrow morning

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Your ass is grass, and I’m a lawnmower!

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Can’t believe I held off making this thread as I was worried it wouldn’t be up to my usual standards!

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