"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it"

No worries there

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WOAH THERE partner

No but I remember his weird song single

Your posterior’s a cafeteria and I’d like breakfast number 4 with extra hash browns and some black pudding, a cup or tea and some tap water, please.

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I’m going to tap (water) that ass and grow (something crass?)

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That’s poetry that

@AQOS’s ass en masse

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Your ass is the past, now present!

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Wow!

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Your seat is neat and I’m gonna eat it

Cc: Eatin ass thread

Your ASS is DAS Boot and I’m gonna sink it

Your ass is a mast and it seems to be flagging

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Your ASS is the BASS and I’m all about it

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Your ass is the Self-Employed Income Support Scheme, and tomorrow at 8:00 AM I’m going to try to claim it

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Your money maker is an undertaker and it’s going to make sure I have a good send off

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You ass is Hamas and I’m looking to negotiate a two-state solution

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Your caboose is juice, and I’m gonna request it without pulp.

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Your fundament is a monument and I’m going to save it for posterior-ity

“Your hole is coal and it will never recover after coronavirus pandemic, say experts”

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Your ass is Texas and it might be turning blue