#54

@anon5266188 I have never broken a bone and I don’t think I ever will. However, @kermitwormit says that I will at some point, because everyone has to at some point, like getting chicken pox. This doesn’t sound very likely to me. Could you clear this up for me please? (I’m assuming you’re a bone expert as you started this, the bone thread)

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#55

As a neutral third party, I think that was intended as a threat.

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#56

Never had it. Absolutely terrified of it

#57

I haven’t broken a bone either! (unless you count toes because there’s no way of knowing that!)

When I was a kid I had chicken pox the same day as Alan Land so I just got to go round his house instead of going to school.

However, Kermo is smart, wise, knowledgable and has an ass that just won’t quit so I might have to defer a final decision on this…

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#59

^ has publicly promised to “bone” @AQOS

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#60

She should be so lucky

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#62

Thanks

#63
  • I have broken a bone
  • I have @joke-like bones of steel

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#64

Fuck’s sake, now I’m bet into Googling bone cysts here in work.

#66

Mine was boring, just a (well, two) hollow bit of bone. They injected mega steroids into them to encourage them to heal over, which is probably why I’m now incredibly ripped but have shriveled, useless genitals.

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#67

I think I’d be brave, a brave little soldier

Also, heard quite a lot about your hand

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#69

Don’t have any bad bones, got very lucky with my skeleton.

Best bones are my tibias. Love how flat and angular they are at the front.

#70

It’s okay to be in touch with your feelings

And it’s okay to be charming enough that people bring you hot drinks and biscuits

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#71

Also apparently mine are in a medical journal somewhere but I’ve had a look and can’t find them.

#72

I wish I was charming enough to have people being me hot drinks and biscuits.

#73

Sorry but this will never happen for you

#74

I know for a fact my worst bones are my elbow bones cos @barleysugar complains about them all the time and says they are stupid and sharp cos i accidentally hurt him with them on the sofa. He acts as though theyre knives.

#75

Have you seen about that new type of tea that’s meant to taste like someone has also dunked biscuit in it?

#76

I’ve broken a finger and a finger doesn’t count as a bone

#77

This is a funny sex joke, you see