#15

there’s no way anyone would request anything costing a fiver from “the shop” without handing over that sort of money in the first place

#16

Quid seems fair but probably wouldnt say owt

#17

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#18

I would mention it but in passing and in a ‘scratch my back at some point in the future, m2405’ way, rather than expecting the extra ££££ (this only applies for pure colleagues, for people I like it’s all gravy, baby)

#19

Might go and have a mooch in the shop in a bit actually. Got no actual work to do this afternoon.

#20

Chilli McCoy’s and a Curly Wurly

#21

Bottle of whisky mate!

Nah just kidding. Friday eh?

Pint after w…no? Ok.

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#22

Errrrrrm uuuummmmm…

5 minutes later

UMMM… OH I don’t know… eeerrrr…

Ach, nothing, I’m fine… NO! WAIT! tootyfrooties PLEASE… and a milkyway crispy roll, ta very much. Are you going to swing by (insert fancy coffee place)? Flat White please. THANKS!

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#23

too late, pal. they left three minutes ago. honestly, some people!

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#24

do an aggpass jaunt round the room handing everyone their change then just hand the underpayer the receipt

#25

:sob: :sob: :sob: NOOOOOOO!!! :rage: :rage: :rage:

upturns table and smashes computer

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#26

I’m WFH. Sorry

#27

suppose they came back and didn’t give you any change from your 1.50, how much would it have to be for you to mention it?

#28

if I wanted something worth less than £1 I wouldn’t give them £1.50. If I wanted something worth more than £1 I wouldn’t expect to be given any change back.

#29

Onus is obviously on the requestor to provide the correct money or higher, as the shop goer is doing them a favour.

#30

salt and vinegar crisps (pop chips preferable, anything BUT walkers)
diet coke

#31

^this

#32

Colleague has just popped to 'scos. Asked me if I want anything, politely said no. Has come back with a bag of winegums to share regardless. Great bunch o’lad.

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#33

wrap of speed and 2L of fanta

#34

you’ve played an absolute blinder there, dinoman