Imagine posting this as your Facebook status. What a world.
How much of a narcissist are YOU? I mean, what are YOUR end of your stats?
Kilometres cycled: 9111 (and counting)
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I can really boost mine by classing the Basque Country and Catalonia as seperate countries
One my mums old friends moved to Cornwall years ago when I was a kid.
Every year my mum receives a “Family newsletter” from this woman, which basically just goes on about how fantastic her life is. It’s excruciating bad.
The name of their new start-up, obviously!
Just add more letters!
Brothers pushed over: 1
Fucks given: 0
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Weddings attended: 5
Hats worn: 2
Haggis toasties eaten: 7
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Flights taken - 12
Countries visited - 4
Days worked - Dunno, like 200 or so?
Money earned - Not enough! 
Time not at home - 32%
Amount of wanks - 123
Wonderful Drowned in Sound memories - Too many to count 
Distance run - 300km
Shits taken - Upwards of 400
Acts of espionage performed against the UK Government for the Russians - 0
Jeans purchased - One pair
Offerings to pagan Gods - 0
Webs of deceit woven - 4 or 5
Surrenders - 0
- Number of B’s in this post (not including this line of the post) - 0
Times I’ve woken up to terrifying election results - 2
Trips on Ferris Wheels - 0
Time spent working on this post - Too much
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State of this…
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i just went to those top 4
4 flights i think including next week
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Full days worked:
365-weekends = 261
261-annual leave = 241
241-bank holidays = 233
Working day = 8/24 hours
Therefore 233x(8/24) = full days worked.
=
78
Alright Jason Donovan
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wow I’m an even bigger failure than I thought.
Thanks DiS…time to close browser
Fights given up: won’t
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