Your end of year twats


#1

Imagine posting this as your Facebook status. What a world.

How much of a narcissist are YOU? I mean, what are YOUR end of your stats?


How do you feel about this tweet?
#2

days worked: :cry:
money earned: :cry:


#3

Kilometres cycled: 9111 (and counting)


#4

I counted all the countries I’ve visited but its a secret for now


#5

kilometres cycled: :cry:


#6

I want to know what they’re going to grow!


#7

I can really boost mine by classing the Basque Country and Catalonia as seperate countries


#8

One my mums old friends moved to Cornwall years ago when I was a kid.

Every year my mum receives a “Family newsletter” from this woman, which basically just goes on about how fantastic her life is. It’s excruciating bad.


#9

Here they are


#10

oh god, my folks know loads of people who do this. all awful, especially who the ones who bang on about how each of their children is amazing at everything.


#11

The name of their new start-up, obviously!


#12

countries visited:

UK x5
France x5
Belgium xlots
Netherlands
Luxembourg
Germany
Denmark
Switzerland
Portugal

flights taken: 8


#13

Just add more letters!


#14

Brothers pushed over: 1


#15

Haha!! I was like “Weed? A goatee? A HUMAN HEART??”


#16

money earned ~£30k after tax


#17

full days worked: probably about 100


#18

was a completely privileged wanker this year


#19

Fucks given: 0


#20

Weddings attended: 5