Prince songs listened to : 1999
These were guesses. The betting, however, is all on a spreadsheet
stopped using my fitbit at the end of last year
why does it think i burned calories when i didn’t log anything ffs
i could have been dead
FITBIT, I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD
Number of cakes in tiers: 5
nothing trivial about biscuits
Emotional days: 5
Countries: Netherlands France Spain The Free State
Crisises had: 6
Beers Drank: 50000
Silver Jews songs listened to: 157
(currently listening to Tanglewood Numbers)
i think it works it out on averages?
Also, have you had it in a bag that you carry around?
no. it hasn’t been charged in over a year.
i think that’s my daily ‘allowed’ intake
Guys this was clearly meant to be a let’s laugh at the neocon thread, and you’ve turned it into both a running AND cycling thread. I mean, I’m impressed in a way. But mainly horrified.
£ made from terrible things in politics: £120
meals eaten at Hawksmoor: 2
soundcloud uploads: 5
spoken word: 3 performances, 4 pieces
redundancy payouts received: 1
Days since a DiSer had an existential crisis: 0.00025
Christmas cakes eaten: 2/3 Chocolate pizzas eaten: 3/4
Orange Juice consumption (litres): 51 Salt n Vinegar crisp consumption (packets): 242 Maximum score in Articulate: 8 Pukes: 0 Shoelaces burst: 1
(particularly proud of that Articulate stat)
ooh, I have also had zero pukes this year
pukes: 0 punctures: 5 pies: 75 pizzas: 50 pints: 200
I have definitely felt like barfing. Quite a lot actually. Amazed I’ve held it in.