These were guesses. The betting, however, is all on a spreadsheet

stopped using my fitbit at the end of last year

why does it think i burned calories when i didn’t log anything ffs

i could have been dead

FITBIT, I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD

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Number of cakes in tiers: 5

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nothing trivial about biscuits

Emotional days: 5

Countries:
Netherlands
France
Spain
The Free State

Crisises had:
6

Beers Drank:
50000

Silver Jews songs listened to:
157

(currently listening to Tanglewood Numbers)

i think it works it out on averages?

Also, have you had it in a bag that you carry around?

no. it hasn’t been charged in over a year.

i think that’s my daily ‘allowed’ intake

Guys this was clearly meant to be a let’s laugh at the neocon thread, and you’ve turned it into both a running AND cycling thread. I mean, I’m impressed in a way. But mainly horrified.

£ made from terrible things in politics: £120

meals eaten at Hawksmoor: 2

soundcloud uploads: 5

spoken word: 3 performances, 4 pieces

redundancy payouts received: 1

Days since a DiSer had an existential crisis: 0.00025

Christmas cakes eaten: 2/3
Chocolate pizzas eaten: 3/4

Orange Juice consumption (litres): 51
Salt n Vinegar crisp consumption (packets): 242
Maximum score in Articulate: 8
Pukes: 0
Shoelaces burst: 1

(particularly proud of that Articulate stat)

ooh, I have also had zero pukes this year

pukes: 0
punctures: 5
pies: 75
pizzas: 50
pints: 200

I have definitely felt like barfing. Quite a lot actually. Amazed I’ve held it in.

I’m absolutely livid