#100

stopped using my fitbit at the end of last year

why does it think i burned calories when i didn’t log anything ffs

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#101

i could have been dead

FITBIT, I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD

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#102

Number of cakes in tiers: 5

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#103

nothing trivial about biscuits

#104

Emotional days: 5

#105

Countries:
Netherlands
France
Spain
The Free State

Crisises had:
6

Beers Drank:
50000

Silver Jews songs listened to:
157

(currently listening to Tanglewood Numbers)

#108

i think it works it out on averages?

#109

Also, have you had it in a bag that you carry around?

#110

no. it hasn’t been charged in over a year.

#111

i think that’s my daily ‘allowed’ intake

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#113

Guys this was clearly meant to be a let’s laugh at the neocon thread, and you’ve turned it into both a running AND cycling thread. I mean, I’m impressed in a way. But mainly horrified.

#114

£ made from terrible things in politics: £120

meals eaten at Hawksmoor: 2

soundcloud uploads: 5

spoken word: 3 performances, 4 pieces

redundancy payouts received: 1

#115

Days since a DiSer had an existential crisis: 0.00025

#116

Christmas cakes eaten: 2/3
Chocolate pizzas eaten: 3/4

#117

Orange Juice consumption (litres): 51
Salt n Vinegar crisp consumption (packets): 242
Maximum score in Articulate: 8
Pukes: 0
Shoelaces burst: 1

(particularly proud of that Articulate stat)

#118

ooh, I have also had zero pukes this year

pukes: 0
punctures: 5
pies: 75
pizzas: 50
pints: 200

#119

I have definitely felt like barfing. Quite a lot actually. Amazed I’ve held it in.

#120

I’m absolutely livid

#121

Just to be clear my stats were to highlight my sedentary lifestyle, only recently discovered my phone spies on me in this way