nothing trivial about biscuits
Emotional days: 5
Countries: Netherlands France Spain The Free State
Crisises had: 6
Beers Drank: 50000
Silver Jews songs listened to: 157
(currently listening to Tanglewood Numbers)
i think it works it out on averages?
Also, have you had it in a bag that you carry around?
no. it hasn’t been charged in over a year.
i think that’s my daily ‘allowed’ intake
Guys this was clearly meant to be a let’s laugh at the neocon thread, and you’ve turned it into both a running AND cycling thread. I mean, I’m impressed in a way. But mainly horrified.
£ made from terrible things in politics: £120
meals eaten at Hawksmoor: 2
soundcloud uploads: 5
spoken word: 3 performances, 4 pieces
redundancy payouts received: 1
Days since a DiSer had an existential crisis: 0.00025
Christmas cakes eaten: 2/3 Chocolate pizzas eaten: 3/4
Orange Juice consumption (litres): 51 Salt n Vinegar crisp consumption (packets): 242 Maximum score in Articulate: 8 Pukes: 0 Shoelaces burst: 1
(particularly proud of that Articulate stat)
ooh, I have also had zero pukes this year
pukes: 0 punctures: 5 pies: 75 pizzas: 50 pints: 200
I have definitely felt like barfing. Quite a lot actually. Amazed I’ve held it in.
I’m absolutely livid
Just to be clear my stats were to highlight my sedentary lifestyle, only recently discovered my phone spies on me in this way
we’re all just killing time waiting for the next selfie competition
Rounds of golf : 38 Alpacas castrated : 2 Holidays in Europe : 4 Cans of Coke Zero drunk : 700 (approx.) Sexual partners : 1 Different cars driven : 6
Fleeces worn: 2 % increase on 2016: 100%