#1
  • I have had a bird in my hand
  • I have never had a bird in my hand

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  • While holding the bird in my hand, I have been tempted 2 birds that were elsewhere, for example, in a bush.
  • While holding the bird in my hand, I have not been tempted 2 birds that were elsewhere, for example, in a bush.
  • I have never had a bird in my hand

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  • I released the bird in my hand in order to pursue the two other birds, which may or may not have been in a bush.
  • I did not release the bird in my hand in order to pursue the two other birds, which may or may not have been in a bush.
  • I have never been in this situation

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  • I was successful in capturing two more birds, once the initial bird had been released
  • I was successful in capturing one more bird, once the initial bird had been released
  • I was unsuccessful in capturing any more birds, once the initial bird had been released
  • I have never been in this situation

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  • I would have been more successful if I had kept the initial bird in my hand while persuing the other birds
  • The bird in my hand would not have had an influence in my success to capture any more birds
  • Releasing the bird from my hand made it more difficult to capture any more birds
  • I have never been in this situation

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After completing these polls, how relatable do you find the saying “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?”

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#2

He’s got the whole bird, in his hand.
He’s got the whole wide bird, in his hand.

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#3

Have you ever pulled a funny face?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Can’t remember
  • Not applicable

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At any time you have done this, did the wind change direction while you were holding your expression, to your knowledge?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Uncertain
  • Not applicable

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If you have experienced this, were you able to change your expression again afterwards?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Uncertain
  • Not applicable

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Based on these polls, how relatable do you find the expression “If the wind changes, you’ll stay like that!” when said to someone pulling a funny face?

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#4
  • I have made a pudding and put a proof inside it.
  • You’ve got the saying wrong dickhead

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#5

Have you ever “taken one”?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Uncertain
  • Not applicable

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On any time that you have “taken one”, have you also been able to “know one”?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Uncertain
  • Not applicable

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Have you ever been able to “know one”, without having “taken one” first?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Uncertain
  • Not applicable

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Based on these polls, how relatable do you find the expression “Takes one to know one”?

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#6
  • Smelled one and dealt one
  • Smelled one and not dealt one
  • Not smelled one but have dealt one
  • Neither a smeller nor a dealer be

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[Actual science going here everyone. Finally we will know the truth, statistically proven!]

#7

All 4

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#8

There’s no “All of the above”

#9

I was teaching about absurdity yesterday and I think I said “pigs can’t fly”

No one seemed to notice so hey ho

#10

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