I was going to post that but you don’t quite get to hear the clunking sound of the bails being spilt.
Jose Mourinho sackings
and preceding meltdowns
Big teams getting a proper, proper shoeing from a minnow. Good recent examples include, but are not limited to Chelsea 2-4 Bradford MK Dons 4-0 Man United Leicester 5-2 Man United
This is very hurtful.
When goalkeepers save a penalty and refuse to take the congratulations of their teammates.
Sorry crisps
Goalkeepers conceding a goal, leaping to their feet and berating defenders with that overarm swish thing.
When non-goalkeepers have to go in goal due to an injury/red card then save a penalty
Come on now, I’ll take the others but surely nobody on the planet wants to see MK Dons do anything at all
Pit stop goes wrong which leads to a wheel coming off at high speed and bouncing merrily down the track. (Assuming no-one is hurt).
The terribleness of their opposition outweighs their terribleness overall.
Will Grigg scoring 2, being subbed off and then his replacement also scoring 2 was definitely, definitely funny
It’s all relative, isn’t it?
You’re thinking of Norfolk!!!
Perfect cover drive, ball doesn’t leave the ground, batsman holds the pose and considers just how bloody marvelous he is.
when the darts song comes
Oh that’s a good’un. Bonus points for longevity of hold.
when in American football, the referee turns and faces the crowd and stands really still and explains the decision, and then waves his arms around a bit in a motion.
The long, long goal celebration before it finally dawns on the striker that he was offside.