Your Favourite Tweets

[boop]

Go on then, your top three all-time tweets. Then we’ll vote or something and decide the World Cup of Brainfarts.

1. I bet you do you dirty old bollocks (to Marc Almond)
2. Susan, it’s an aubergine recipe (Nigel Slater)
3. Elon Musk / Grimes “is thit bitmin?”

Links/screenshots encouraged (he says, doing neither)

[TKC]

[Steved]

Kevin Durant

Roddy White

Macklemore

[dicko]

oops just charged in here without reading the text, will have a think

[Mert_Aksac]

[FontaineYouGotaSon]

BeCo

[hanshotfirst]

[jordan_229]

wint

[hanshotfirst]

This was a good time tbh

[hesastopsiiiiign]

[drastic_measures]

[FontaineYouGotaSon]

[Petagno]

David Cameron

Donald J. Trump

Ed Balls

[marckee]

Absolutely love this one, it’s perfect.

[marckee]

Brooks Otterlake

[dktrfaustus]

[hesastopsiiiiign]

[anon27715433]

never noticed ‘infinity’ in that Roddy White tweet, it’s as funny as the first time all over again

[sarahispi]

[Fran]