Your favourite way to prove you're not a robot

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#24

One of those options is a bit more Thursday than the others.

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#25

Is it true with those Captcha things that you’re helping Google to analyse data or is that bollocks?

#26

I think that used to be true. I think it was training software to read scanned pages from books. I’m not sure if they’re still doing it.

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#27

Yeah that was it.

There was a period too where the Captcha was a picture of a blurry house number from a Google streetview image which definitely felt a bit like you were helping the machines to identify the dissidents.

#28

I assumed that the obsessions with identifying road related items at the moment was to do with self driving car AI, but that could be complete rubbish.

#29

I usually just scream “Don’t shoot me, I’m obviously the real drspaceman, shoot him!”, and hope for the best

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#30

By answering this simple question

  • I, Robert
  • I, Robot

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#31
Have you ever been confused for a robot before?
  • I have failed one of those I Am Not A Robot checks before
  • I have never failed one of those I Am Not A Robot checks before
  • I have never taken one of those I Am Not A Robot checks before

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#32

Got to be the Google Click all the squares that have traffic lights in them one.

Love to do unpaid labour for a foreign corporation before being allowed on the internet.

#33

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#34

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[squinting] how many “crosswalks”?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • do you mean “zebra crossing”?

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#35

The traffic light ones are the fuckers. Do you count the pole or just the signal head?

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#36

There’s a fourth (centre) but I think three is the right answer

#37

Signal head only, poles are multi use and therefore not traffic lights beep boop

I have been accused of being a robot so many times in my life that sometimes I find these things a bit offensive tbh.

#38

When selecting the ones with traffic lights, do you only include the squares with the bulbs themselves, or the other parts of the traffic light also?

Captcha
  • Literally just the light itself
  • The case that holds the bulbs and the lights within it only
  • Everything, including the apparatus which holds the traffic light up
  • Other

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#39

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A1 and B1 here (where letters are rows and numbers are columns)

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B1 and B2 here (ignoring the little bit in C1)

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Trickier one, this, but I’d probably go A2, B2, B4, D4 (maybe C4 too)

#40

You sunk my battleship!

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#41

I would include partials but not support apparatus beep boop

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