Your friend had just cut themselves whilst slicing a loaf of bread

95% chance that this is the first thing you think of

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I’m in the 5%…

First thought was “DONT BLEED ON THE BREAD!”

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Thats a fair thought to have, better thought to have whilst listening to this choon though

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Nah, it is the 999 theme with Michael Burke

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Amazing

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A couple of weeks ago Clinton Morrison (I think) criticised Patrick Bamford saying that ‘he should be busting a nut to get on the end of that cross’.

I found this ‘funny’

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Thought this would say ‘would you still eat it?’

  • Y
  • N
  • depends

0 voters

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This just makes me sad now

I’m not sure he’d go that far.