Omg it looks so good!!

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Could you hang some hand sanitiser from it via string? Would ruin the aesthetics a bit but yknow… potentially more knocking action

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Is it a knocker? I wouldn’t think to use that, would just think “that’s nice” then hammer on the door with my fists like I always do.

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A literal bell. Can I come in YOUR MAJESTY?

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There’s no glass in it, that’s why he doesn’t need to open his door inwards

Front door featuring coat rack, junk mail and two of @japes children

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That really depends

I saw this same knocker on a house a couple of streets over the other day and was wondering why I recognised it (presumed it was just from walking past it before)

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You certainly don’t sound like a stalker

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nice floor

might be interested in a “where / what does your coat hang on” thread. could someone pencil that in for tomorrow?

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It’s ok it was on a yellow door, completely different

Yesss! Oh man I’ve got so many coat hooks. Exciting?

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Yes! You knock it’s head.

I just made the tv go outside, close the door and knock it’s head.

“WHO GOES THERE?” I say.

“. . . It’s me” he says, wearily.

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Yeah it’s pretty common I think, saw this one the other day -

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He looks distressed

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I would be down for this.

looks happier on your door

seems a bit squint there

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That bike is really screaming ‘look at me, look at me’ isn’t it

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