Your hierarchy of needs

So that Maslow dude was all, humans need self-actualisation and feelings off accomplishment :roll_eyes: like yeah, maybe, but those things are low down on my list.

TOP:
Caffeine. I need it. Coffee, energy drinks, pills, I need as much of it as I can possibly get my little paws on.
NEXT LAYER:
Animals IRL. Photos and videos on the internet are a short term fix, I need to see them in the flesh. Like, I get up in the morning and I make my little coffee and then I throw a monkey nut to a magpie and say hello to it and it sustains me for a few hours. Things like squirrels and cats and dogs, if I get within a couple of metres of them it’ll do the trick. At least once a year I need to go to a safari park or similar, and look a great big giraffe dead in the eyes for a minute or so, so the universe makes sense again for a while.
NEXT LAYER:
Attention.
NEXT LAYER:
Much like a puppy, I need constant fun and entertainment. I get this in a myriad of ways. Sometimes when life is being particularly boring and it’s desperate times, I’ll just sit on the stairs for a bit and blow bubbles.
BOTTOM LAYER:
Like, food and water and stuff.

HBU? x

TOP: solitude
NEXT: proximity to a toilet
NEXT: distractions from the drudgery of every day existence, e.g. computer games, books
NEXT: biscuits
NEXT: looking at naked bodies
NEXT: liquids
BOTTOM: other people

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Sex > Drugs > Rock & Roll

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Coffee and Cigarettes and Alcohol

I’ve self-actualised! AMA?!

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Right, you two have just written the names of fun things. Neither of you have done well on this assignment, you’ve not put them in a list.

MUST TRY HARDER

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Look this morning I have already

  1. Sent out some statistics vital to the nation
  2. Liaised with some young men to fix my gutters and seen them fix my gutters
  3. Fed a cat and lost some keys that I had actually put in my back pocket

I have no bandwidth left for complex tasks.

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Colin, with the greatest respect, I didn’t ask.

(Focus on your physiological need for rest, babes. Best of luck with your gutters x)

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I swear to God.

They are now beautiful gutters. Can’t wait for it to start raining!

golf, Madrid, Wales.

In another order.

Coffee
Black Metal
Food
Zelda
Beer

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Thank you, Eric. Lovely.

IDGI

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It’s been a hierarchical thread, even my needs are in tiers.

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Rogue
Druid
Monk
Mage
Death Knight
Priest
Hunter
Shaman
Warlock
Paladin
Demon Hunter
Warrior

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:hamburger:
:sleeping_bed:
:flying_disc:

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It’s not the thread for it, sorry Kerms, but the STATE of that list.

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Not sure I can list some of my things. They might be illegal.

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think mine’s similar to yours but with sugar, salt and fat instead of caffeine

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