- I’ll have a nibble when I’m offered
- Fisting the pipe of pringles
- Order myself a pizza and fuck off you can’t have a slice
- No food = more drunk
Took a couple of goes to realise this wasn’t a French phrase I’d never heard
remember walking into one years ago and asking whether it was fancy dress or not.
didn’t go down well and was told to shut up by my pals.
ahaha, that’s class. You’re too cool
Is it one of your fancy wines, Lopes?
And the fucking rest ma man
its a euphemism for cocaine, as you well know.
as in ‘lay a couple of aux cables out, love’ or ‘really fancy plugging in an aux cable’
Drugs make me nervous so my ideal party would be one without those
And over by 11 so I can get to bed
Tell myself I won’t go mad → drink loads → ??? → smoke a doobie in the shed in the rain
got a classic party story you always tell when you are drunk?
Something happened to me a few minutes ago that reminded me of the joke about my coke habit there was a bottle of lemonade on the kitchen work surface and I thought, why not CCB, have a good old swig of it before you go back to the living room. So I unscrewed the cap, took a swig, and then I nearly dropped the bottle. And in doing so I gripped the bottle and ended up shooting a load of the air from the bottle straight up my nose. Which stung nastily. Anyway I’ve heard that cocaine can sting a little bit.
I love a good house party, but god damn if I’m staying anywhere other than my own house past 9pm. Old I know.
I…love you maaaan!
I regularly tell my friends I love them but I don’t usually add the “maaaaan” and I don’t tend to do it at parties.
really like it when someone gets pointed out as being a bit nasty or weird when drunk (so long as nothing particularly bad goes down) and you’re there to witness their descent into launching fireworks out of windows and calling everyone cunts.