Your Ideal Party šŸ„³

party snacks?

  • Iā€™ll have a nibble when Iā€™m offered
  • Fisting the pipe of pringles
  • Order myself a pizza and fuck off you canā€™t have a slice
  • No food = more drunk

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Took a couple of goes to realise this wasnā€™t a French phrase Iā€™d never heard

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It is

music choices?

  • Host sorts out a curated playlist theyā€™ve worked really hard for days on
  • Pop on spotify on shuffle, dgaf
  • Pass it round everybody picks a song, keep it fair
  • DJ MASSIVE IN THE HOOOUSE! wickywaaah (thatā€™s a vinyl scratching noise)
  • Cool band you are sort of mates with are playing

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remember walking into one years ago and asking whether it was fancy dress or not.

didnā€™t go down well and was told to shut up by my pals.

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ahaha, thatā€™s class. Youā€™re too cool

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Is it one of your fancy wines, Lopes?

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back atcha!

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And the fucking rest ma man :grinning:

videogames?

  • Pop on wii bowling, mario kart, singstar, there if you want it
  • Full rock band plastic guitar hammycheesefest!
  • Tekken Bracketed tournament
  • No games weā€™re here to socialise!

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its a euphemism for cocaine, as you well know.

as in ā€˜lay a couple of aux cables out, loveā€™ or ā€˜really fancy plugging in an aux cableā€™

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Drugs make me nervous so my ideal party would be one without those

And over by 11 so I can get to bed

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Tell myself I wonā€™t go mad ā†’ drink loads ā†’ ??? ā†’ smoke a doobie in the shed in the rain

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got a classic party story you always tell when you are drunk?

  • Yes I am that person
  • No I am not that person

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Something happened to me a few minutes ago that reminded me of the joke about my coke habit :smiley: there was a bottle of lemonade on the kitchen work surface and I thought, why not CCB, have a good old swig of it before you go back to the living room. So I unscrewed the cap, took a swig, and then I nearly dropped the bottle. And in doing so I gripped the bottle and ended up shooting a load of the air from the bottle straight up my nose. Which stung nastily. Anyway Iā€™ve heard that cocaine can sting a little bit.

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I love a good house party, but god damn if Iā€™m staying anywhere other than my own house past 9pm. Old I know.

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FREEBIRD!!

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Iā€¦love you maaaan! :hugs:

  • Yes this is me
  • No this is not me

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I regularly tell my friends I love them but I donā€™t usually add the ā€œmaaaaanā€ and I donā€™t tend to do it at parties.

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really like it when someone gets pointed out as being a bit nasty or weird when drunk (so long as nothing particularly bad goes down) and youā€™re there to witness their descent into launching fireworks out of windows and calling everyone cunts.

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