Your local water texture


#1

Cool as the Northern breeze, skeleton hard wrapping skulls round the kettle filament.

You?


#2

delicious


#3

And comfortable?


#4

Moderately soft, 51-100 mg/l calcium.


#5

Moderate or rough, occasionally slight at first


#6

What happens when you take a bath


#7

Hard as nails. Our place is only a year old and we’ve already got stalagtites forming.


#8

Champagne, candles, rose petals.


#9

Sounds like your water provider’s really got its act together


#10

Getting a water softener, mebbes?

We went for one and it’s pretty good.


#11

It’s one of those things I’d quite like one day, yeah.


#12

Ooh ooh excuse me waiter this water’s too hard can you soften it for me
jfc marckee


#13

Your hair would be RADIANT if you washed it in soft water.


#14

scratch the last three words and maybe