#14

always amused me that the S was included in there, given there was only one answer they wanted to hear

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#15

Imagine what your job would have been like before the cyber. Bliss

#16

I had a cyber security training session the other day and in it they shared an example of a scam email that says we know what porn you’ve been looking at and if you don’t send us money by bitcoin we’re going to email all your work colleagues about it.

Some brain genius decided it was appropriate to put in the 200+ person group chat “I got one of those emails - and I don’t even watch porn!”

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#17

a/s/l babe? xx

#18

Shocking lack of hits on my onlyfans tbh

#19

I got one of these about 10 years ago from an email pretending to be ‘the police’ asking for payment and included a picture of a policeman putting doing a stern HALT, probably the funniest email I’ve ever received

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#20

My names mark, and I’m a cyb-eeerrrrhhh

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#21

Thank you :pleading_face: I needed this x

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#22

If you go on Omegle it happens all the time

I was on there recently just quoting steamed hams and they just kept derailing it with asl

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#23

Last time I steamed my ham on omegle it got recorded and uploaded :anguished: s

#24

That’s my evening sorted, then! Boost the ol’ self esteem with internet perverts. I mean, that’s why I post here.

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#25

Sick burn on the DiS DND Crew

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#26

I take it you’re coming to the masked orgy in the Lounge? There are still some profiteroles left over from last week!

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#27

You probably need to rebrand from twentynine to nineteen.

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#28

I’ve often thought of changing my number-name, but I’d only forget it.

Not lived at #29 for 16 years.

#29

alright, paul hardcastle

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#30

cyber summatic
attic cus zane

#31

illuminati recruitments
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I got this email a couple of months ago, so I’m all set. Just sent off my last pennies, and am waiting to hear back.

#32

Those Illuminati types get a bad press in the media. Incredibly generous in reality!

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#33

Honestly, Fatima would definitely have spotted the spreadsheet error in the track & trace database

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