#18

Shocking lack of hits on my onlyfans tbh

#19

I got one of these about 10 years ago from an email pretending to be ‘the police’ asking for payment and included a picture of a policeman putting doing a stern HALT, probably the funniest email I’ve ever received

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#20

My names mark, and I’m a cyb-eeerrrrhhh

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#21

Thank you :pleading_face: I needed this x

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#22

If you go on Omegle it happens all the time

I was on there recently just quoting steamed hams and they just kept derailing it with asl

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#23

Last time I steamed my ham on omegle it got recorded and uploaded :anguished: s

#24

That’s my evening sorted, then! Boost the ol’ self esteem with internet perverts. I mean, that’s why I post here.

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#25

Sick burn on the DiS DND Crew

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#26

I take it you’re coming to the masked orgy in the Lounge? There are still some profiteroles left over from last week!

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#27

You probably need to rebrand from twentynine to nineteen.

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#28

I’ve often thought of changing my number-name, but I’d only forget it.

Not lived at #29 for 16 years.

#29

alright, paul hardcastle

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#30

cyber summatic
attic cus zane

#31

illuminati recruitments
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I got this email a couple of months ago, so I’m all set. Just sent off my last pennies, and am waiting to hear back.

#32

Those Illuminati types get a bad press in the media. Incredibly generous in reality!

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#33

Honestly, Fatima would definitely have spotted the spreadsheet error in the track & trace database

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#34

hang on though. i would quite actually like some sport light. can you pass that on?

#35

image

Here you go, hours of amusement

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#36

this looks like what the lads in the football thread beat off with when their team wins.

#37

Oh god that has made me imagine the fleshlight manufacturers offering personalised brand printing, to hand out as company freebies at trade fairs.

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