It’s the new username. It doesn’t promote your image correctly.
You might be right, happy to hear suggestions for a new name.
Jochen-Keks
I’m four likes away from a “good reply” badge on this one
Jock_el_tablet
Ha! @meowington’s deadpan response got a snort too.
Two absolute clunkers so far, keep 'em coming.
BigBoyBants?
That name would invite a lot of pressure to produce the goods.
I feel like you’re not really up for this.
Can you handle this?
I can’t remember, I do about 1000 zingers a day but rarely check if they’ve made an impact because I’ve got a pretty terrible sense of humour.
I should have just gone with “Alright, Theoncé”
Probably would have made it harder for me to Google the exact reference, though.
Thanks for being so on-brand
This did alright at the time actually but honestly don’t think I can ever do better.
Well it’s got a like from me!
Football, mate.
More of a jilted lover tbh.