Your perfect burger

Inspired by the burger and fries thread…tell me what sort of burger would be your perfect burger.

you mean perfect burgy wurgy?

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Beef.

Ham

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solid diamond

Different burgers for different needs

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Almost Famous used to do a great burger with chorizo and what I can best describe battered chopped onion only had it once then never again. This was the time when they only had the one place on High Street so it’s probably at least 10 years ago.

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All-day

  • As many toppings as possible, please
  • The perfect combination of a few ingredients, por favor
  • Minimal burger, diolch
  • No burger at all, alsjeblieft

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See, in theory I’m all “yeah, perfect combination” but when it comes down to it and you put the menu in front of me, I end up ordering the one that needs a support structure to balance on your plate

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Bun, patty, american cheese, ketchup, minimal gherkins, bit of american mustard

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Layer of mash, burger, gravy, then another layer of mash.

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YES

Love all sorts of burgers but one that stands out as maybe the best ever was a lamb and mint burger with tzatizki and chilli sauce.

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V Rev in Manchester, when it was at its original location on Oldham street and was just four roller derby punks with a few George Foreman grills and a coffee maker, they used to make the best fucking burgers back then. All they had was just plain Fry’s Family patties so they’d put all kind of wild accoutrements on them to jazz it up. One of them had mayonnaise, peanut butter and banana slices, it was amazing. Bring that back.

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Fiiiiiiiiine I’ll give you a serious answer.

Toasted bun (NOT BRIOCHE), 2x beef patties, a slice of ‘cheese’ atop each one, 2 rashers of bacon, crispy onions, ketchup.

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Correct

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If you could get a McDonald’s filet of fish that’s the size of my head then I might say that

That sauce is like crack to me

Bacon is bad and unnecessary in a burger

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Don’t mind it in a chicken burger

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