Your personal pathetic badges of honour (redux)

  • can make excellent rice without having to resort to using a rice cooker
  • get up in the morning with no snooze alarms

Think that’s it for me.

Oh wait, also

  • good at wet shaving

Good at remembering numbers.

Sometimes go up to people and whisper their PIN in their ear after having seen them type it in at some point ages ago.

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undefeated at street fighter II @ fenino 2k18

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Doesn’t count if you sit in the corner as Blanka spamming the shock thing. We all saw it.

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Whatever the opposite of this is

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  • Good at remembering things about people (birthday etc)
  • Make really good dauphinois and roast chicken
  • Won Popmaster once
  • Have never lost a wallet, keys, or mobile phone.

Going to sleep at night while many alarms go off?

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That’s the one

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Good at Sudoku, Killer Sudoku, Kakuro and now Jigsawdoku.

Ooh that’s a good one.

Dark Souls 3 is better imo.

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Also quietly judge people that get drunk and lose these items.

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  • Good at remembering my card number (though had so many replacements that I cant remember my current one)
  • Never use oil in my baking when I could use butter instead
  • Fast reader
  • Minimal phone usage during home film watching (good films only)
  • Always choose walking over bus, taxi etc.

Never taken an Uber, never used deliveroo

Champion of workers rights, me

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m8

Carefully :fist_right::fist_left:

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Blame cash machines in Leith, not me!

(Also this one doesn’t have such aesthetically pleasing number pairings so it’s tricky)

Is this a Proclaimers reference?

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