. No more guitars in Sunburst, they look fucking shite, all sunburst guitars to be recalled and painted black.
. Government grant for research into dog/cat food that doesn’t stink.
. Ice Cream vans to play AM 180 by Grandaddy
. Fewer types of pasta (replace the twisty ones with the boats)
. National campaign to increase respect for Pigeons.
I only needed to see this to vote yay. This is a matter of public urgency
remarkable lack of respect for them imo
They’re literally war heroes, you’d think that would get them maximum respect
Moving Parliament to Barnsley is too serious for this thread unfortunately but I know that would get 100% support from anyone whose opinion matters.
3 is a big vote winner I think
It should be, Bammers. It really should be. It saddens me that I think, in reality, it will be deemed too contentious on this community of ours.
I’ve thought for a long time that pavements could be more like roads in that you could walk on the left-hand pavement, thus preventing people from bumping into each other. We’d need more crossings, but that’s a small price to pay for well organised pedestrian traffic.
I think I’ve become a more relaxed person in general recently but people not walking on the left is one of the few things that still causes me to fume internally when I’m out and about these days.
don’t think we have walking rules in Northamptonshire
You had me until this. I could get behind fewer novelty pasta shapes, but all the authentic classics needs to be left alone
why would you want twisty and not boat though?
Oh you do, it’s “stay left”
By boat do you mean Conchiglie / shell pasta?
Why not both?
I’d also like to see a lot more respect for pigeons, and slightly more respect for @The_Respected_User
that’s my rule as a left-hander and left-politicker