*Tories
Currently working in financial services, applied for jobs in big pharma and car dealerships this week.
Own a house.
Turned down a £10k rise working for a fintech company as it was looking to introduce ways for people to get payday loans in shops.
That’s my not a Tory get out of jail card forever.
Granted I went to the interview and considered taking it but I’m not a Tory
That’s not that tory tho, they do it deliberately
My Latin in impeccable
A grimaced smile forms on my face as my legs slowly widen into the Tory power stance
One thing I was surprised by when I made a thread on here about receiving an Amazon voucher, despite boycotting Amazon for their shitty treatment of the proletariat, was the amount of people saying I should just treat myself.
Having a movable set of ethics is pretty Tory
They do it on purpose Lynn
Yeah, that was why I made a thread asking what I should do. I wanted people to suggest ideas that would help the world. Buying myself the new U2 album helps no one.
I ended up buying stuff on a charities wishlist as someone suggested.
Am a cunt
I imagined if they got a contemporary author to write the officially sanctioned sequel to Atlas Shrugged like what they do with the James Bond books and then I imagined reviewing it and saying “it’s good but it ain’t Rand”
Whenever I see a pigs head in a butchers I can’t help but want to stick my dick in its mouth.
i really like guns. an old mates dad had a hunting license and a sick collection of shotties and a pistol. felt like a big man when i held the shottie.
Just your English you need to work on
Bet I scroll down and someone has beaten me to the punch. Will serve me right, frankly.
Just an all round big fan of how great this is when twinned with your avatar
So basically everyone is a bit of a tory then?
I started buying them when you kind of had no other choice really about how to listen to music. Now, I quite like my collection, but it is a bit of a millstone. Takes up quite a bit of room and the thought of having to move fills me with dread.
If you actually listen to them then its fine.
If you just have them with a flash turntable/amp…and generally the collection consists of records from “10 essential X records you must have in your collection” then yea, reckon you’re sliding into tory land.
whatever you do, don’t Minchinhampton
i.e. Instagram props.