Your reluctant Tory tendencies


*Tories

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Currently working in financial services, applied for jobs in big pharma and car dealerships this week.

Own a house.

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Turned down a £10k rise working for a fintech company as it was looking to introduce ways for people to get payday loans in shops.

That’s my not a Tory get out of jail card forever.
Granted I went to the interview and considered taking it but I’m not a Tory

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That’s not that tory tho, they do it deliberately

My Latin in impeccable

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A grimaced smile forms on my face as my legs slowly widen into the Tory power stance

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One thing I was surprised by when I made a thread on here about receiving an Amazon voucher, despite boycotting Amazon for their shitty treatment of the proletariat, was the amount of people saying I should just treat myself.

Having a movable set of ethics is pretty Tory

They do it on purpose Lynn

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Yeah, that was why I made a thread asking what I should do. I wanted people to suggest ideas that would help the world. Buying myself the new U2 album helps no one.

I ended up buying stuff on a charities wishlist as someone suggested.

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Am a cunt

I imagined if they got a contemporary author to write the officially sanctioned sequel to Atlas Shrugged like what they do with the James Bond books and then I imagined reviewing it and saying “it’s good but it ain’t Rand”

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Whenever I see a pigs head in a butchers I can’t help but want to stick my dick in its mouth.

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i really like guns. an old mates dad had a hunting license and a sick collection of shotties and a pistol. felt like a big man when i held the shottie.

Just your English you need to work on :rofl:

Bet I scroll down and someone has beaten me to the punch. Will serve me right, frankly.

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Just an all round big fan of how great this is when twinned with your avatar

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So basically everyone is a bit of a tory then?

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I started buying them when you kind of had no other choice really about how to listen to music. Now, I quite like my collection, but it is a bit of a millstone. Takes up quite a bit of room and the thought of having to move fills me with dread. :frowning:

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If you actually listen to them then its fine.

If you just have them with a flash turntable/amp…and generally the collection consists of records from “10 essential X records you must have in your collection” then yea, reckon you’re sliding into tory land.

whatever you do, don’t Minchinhampton

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i.e. Instagram props.